Dear Lovely Augustans,

Following the murder of Baron Joesiv of the Loveshackian Province of Vostoevsky by Augustane/MSToodles, the perpetrator of this heinous crime, Augustane, is henceforth exiled from the Principality of Loveshack and all its territories. Entry into Loveshackian lands will result in pearling.

Furthermore, the Augustan Embassy to Loveshack, and the Loveshackian Embassy to Augusta, will be closed until Baron Joesiv is released.

We regret that, despite Loveshack's pleas for Augustans to keep a cool head, we have had to take action to enact pressure on the Augustan justice system, and with that, we cut all friendly diplomatic ties and alliances with Augusta.

We were doing so well, we were such good buddies. We're going to miss being besties with Augusta, but it's the only thing we can do at the moment to help our beloved Baron Joesiv.

Meanwhile, we are stationing several divisions of the Royal Loveshackian Army to guard the Province of Vostoevsky.

We wish to engage in diplomatic talks with the Mayor of Augusta or any other person deemed fit by the Augustan people to talk on their behalf.

Let's hope we can learn to love each other unconditionally again. Loveshackian beds can get awfully cold without a handsome, strong Augustan to hold us at night.

Lots of Love and Kisses,

Prince Toastedspikes I the Fabulously Flaming, Consistently Colourful and Deputy Dick-Slapper, of the Principality of Loveshack