As the the Very Pinkish Ruler of the only sovereign nation that borders on the Almost Pinkish Nation of Mount Augusta: The Principality of Loveshack, I, His Homosexual Majesty Prince Toastedspikes I The Utterly Fabulous, wish to propose a diplomatic initiative to commemorate and strengthen our long-lasting friendship and neighbourly love.

I'd like to propose to you, the Attractive and Well-Groomed Citizens of Mount Augusta, an embassy exchange. I, the Eternally Flamboyant Toastedspikes, will personally allocate a little plot in my front garden, I mean, a vast expanse of land in the capital of our nation (The Province of Palace) for the use of the Erection of an Augustan Embassy. This Embassy will be declared as Augustan Territory.

In return, we Very Humbly ask for support of the Erection of a Loveshackian Embassy on Augustan Soil, which will, of course, be Loveshackian Territory. We promise to furnish it well with the finest leather and mahogany furniture, and to dust off the mantelpiece at least once every few months. After all, Loveshackians are world-renowned for their amazing prowess at interior design. Fun fact: Interior design, also known as pimpinne in our native tongue, is considered a spiritual exercise for cleansing the soul and getting in touch with your Inner Queer.

I also hereby cordially invite any and all Augustans to come visit the Royal Palace in the Principality whenever the Very Royal Family is at home for Rainbow Cupcakes and avid discussions on Madonna's latest single. (please note you may not be able to enter through border control without presenting the guard with a tasteful nude watercolour of you and/or your significant other)

Lots of Love and Kisses, and as we say in Loveshack, Guiltyyyy,

His Huggable Graciousness Prince Toastedspikes I of the Principality of Loveshack.

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