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Here, I present you, with my account of what happened in Augusta during the revolution and eventual civil war on the 8/9th of December.

After the Tournament

It all started during a boxing tournament, it was the first, it was free and many people showed up, this boxing arena was also on Geckolubber street, a highly communist sector of Augusta. After a very nice set of fights, people started leaving the arena and entering the street. Now some people decided to have some fun, ran to the top of a communist building, and started fucking around. I told them to get off, said they were trespassing, and they just continued being assholes. The player ofcourseIam was also there with me, he being a below commie asked them to get off to, they also refused. I responded on behalf of the CPMA by using snowballs to knock many of the rioters off the said building, and built a long cobblestone airway form my house to get a good shot. Eventually they either left or were knocked off, but player squarehead seemingly did not have enough and shot me off this bridge with snowballs, I threatened him to not do it again, then ofcourseIam and I took down the bridge. Everyone there was still a bit less sane from the boxing riot and people started to turn the attention to the release of Mr. Twiggy. This attention, was negative in all ways, and they I'm not sure what led them to do what happened next, but it was the first, and not the last, blood shed in this revolution.

The Second Riot

It was later that I learned of Csimplify getting pearled, but I could tell something big had happened, the chat was almost flooded, and people started letting out cries of revolution. I walked to the portal to see the heart of the commotion, maybe a dozen or more communists were there, screaming to march to the courthouse, burn it down and replace the government. I quickly advocated peaceful change, and votes, but put on my armor and joined the crowd to see how this would unfold. It was not long before and opposition was forming, and every few minutes reports of a new murder would enter the chat. I quickly called for an end to violence, for no greifing to occur, and for votes to be made, but my efforts proved worthless. ZombieLenin had emerged as leader of this crowd, and was hellbent on ending the Augustan government, tonight. I could see my efforts were of no use, things were getting bad, so in a last ditch attempt, I called all the sensible communists left and retreated to Geckolubber Street. There, with other non-communists in unrelated streets, we pondered seceding.

Secession

I was the first to secede my street, GTAIVisbest seceded later, all to avoid revolution. That's about all I can say to this, but any unbiased first hand account clearly states it was a preventative measure to avoid war.

A little Coup D'รฉtat

I declared geckolubber street to be neutral, and guess who decides to position his forces in my new little city? ZombieLenin, that's who! There went all hopes of neutrality. Luckily we held a very quick democratic election (in chat) and ofcourseIam was declared our leader. Though he was not pro war, and all for voting on this matter, ZombieLenin's mob still had unofficial control, so there was little we could do other than keep them calm. I talked to him, and all we could do was prevent violence until this calms down, somehow.

A Civil War

During the secession phase, I declared my seceded lands as the DWRGS, and built a small crude line to show the extents of our control. This line, was now being reinforced to a wall, and full diamond armored and weapon bearing commies lined them. Slowly things continued to escalate, to the point where I could do nothing anymore, and fled to my house. In my house I shut the door, then dug through the floor, where I fell a short drop to cokeandmentos' house. I hid there for a while, behind many layers of protection, unit Ron_Paul_2012 showed up. I never physically saw him until it was later, but I did PM him the situation, and asked for him to silence this. He never responded to me, but he seemed pissed when talking to the others.

The Aftermath

At first I had no idea what happened, I heard some TNT go off, and the sound of PvP, and when it was over, I left the underground shelter. Above I saw a Ron_Paul, ofcourseIam and a few other players, armor on, but none fighting. Assured that the revolution was crushed, I declared geckoulubber street once again part go Augusta, GTAIV did the same, only a few seconds before me.

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