Funny - I like really dumb comedy, my favorite movies and shows are: rick and morty, family guy, this is the end, we're the millers, american dad, due date, the big lebowski, neighbors, get hard, step brothers, rush hour, happy gilmore, tammy, horrible bosses, 21 jump street, hangover, the heat, or hippy/stoner movies etc.

Terrifyingly scary - I'm really in the spooky halloween mood but horror movies aren't really that scary to me. Whenever I'm recommended a "super scary" movie by anyone it never fails to disappoint me that the movies aren't even scary and look fake. Please suggest ANY horror movie to me that is bound to make me feel traumatized or unsafe in my own home for the next month.

Intense - I LOVE movies or shows that are addictive and keep you wondering whats going to happen next while you're biting your nails and sitting on the edge of your seat. I have only seen a handful of films that do that and I really enjoyed like: the hateful eight, breaking bad, django, black mirror, casino, prisoners, knives out, john wick.

I am mainly looking for MOVIES that aren't going to make me lose interest, I have a really short attention span so I've started SO MANY that I end up getting bored or hating after 30 minutes of watching.

If you could suggest ANYTHING that might entertain me for a little I would appreciate it so much because I've had a really hard time finding tv that actually makes me feel like I'd want to watch it again.