So normally I ride a '13 yz250f but for some ridiculous reason I decided to go and mess around with my autistic brother on his ltz250 quad out in our horse pasture where there are a lot of fun little bumps and rollers. I wasn't on the damn thing for 20 minutes before I was in 4th gear heading towards a section a mud that I mistook for moist dirt (im an idiot) which then sucked up the front end, caused me to get thrown off and then proceed to have the quad flip on top of me and pin me in the mud. the worst part however was that the "mud" was caused by our horses shitting and pissing in the same spot so when I crashed I landed in it all and had a face and mouth full of the nasty stuff and then had the quad smash me deeper into it and also dislocate my shoulder and break my collar bone. TMls: a bike guy got on a quad. crashed, ate shit, and am now off the bike for a while :'(. (le cry)