Why does this doofus think that texting me a photo of him in combat gear casually holding a military style rifle will make me want to send him money and vote for him?

I don't need a combat vet as my congress-critter to kill grizzly bears or ambush caravans from Canuckistan sneaking across the border east of Coutts.

I'm not looking for a "God-fearing Christian" unless they actually are into feeding the poor, caring for the sick, housing the homeless and being hospitable to strangers in our midst - like that Socialist Jesus tells us to do.

I want a 4F pencil-necked policy wonk with a pocket calculator, Android smart phone, Linux on his home PC, and a good grasp of international politics, tax law, and 21st century real life.

Even funnier is that the Republican party scavenged for phone numbers and scraped mine out of an old data base because in the late 1990s it belonged to a Republican ... I'm getting 5-10 begging texts a day from candidates all over the country.