Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a combo

No escape from this 90 degrees (corner)

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a hunter,

I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

triple cart, raging bros

Any way the pubs cart

Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mamaaaaa just killed Rathian

Put a greatsword on her head

Level three charge, now she's dead

Mama, the hunt had just beguunnnn

But now I've carved and not a single plaaaate

Mama, ooh

Didn't mean to make you cry

But that damn ruby still has yet to droooooop

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Wooooork has just called

I've got to close my gathering hall

Goodbye, everybody

I've got to go

Gotta close my DS and go earn my reeeeeeent

Mama, oooooooh

I don't want to work

Sometimes wish I'd never moved outta moms (place)

I see a little silhouetto of a bird

SEREGIOS SEREGIOS

WILL YOU STOP SHOOTING SCAAAAALES

Thunderbolt and lightning, Zinogre is frightening me!

MONOBLOS, monoblos, DIABLOS, diablos, A RAMPAGING RHENOPLOS

MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O-O

I'm just an azure Los from this flying family

He's got homing attacks that hit you after you press 'B'

Spare him his life from this monstrosity...(hunter)

Oh my god, Deviljho, will you let me go?

Fatalis! No, he will not let you go, DEVILJHO

Fatalis! We will not let you go, DEVILJHO

Fatalis! We will not let you go,

Deviljho

Will not let you go

Deviljho

Will not let you go

Deviljho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

Seltas queen, Seltas Queen, Seltas queen, Deviljho

GOGMAZIOS has the cart put aside for me

So you think you can roar and hip check with that thi-i-i-i-igh

So you think you can cart me and leave me to di-i-i-i-i-ie

OHHHH, Jaggi, Can't do this to me Jaggi,

Just gotta get right, just gotta get right back out there

Nothing really matters

The drop rate is Sh*ty

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

Oh my god a cephaloooooooos

My weekends are so productive.