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22 [M4A] “Hunting” monsters is a pretty boring job nowadays
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penpalplaytime is a male age 22 looking for anyone
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I am 22 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18 (all ages above welcome though!)

I always found my family’s penchant for hunting monsters… boring? I suppose?

The thrill of the hunt faded ages ago, with 100led UV Flashlights and a good crossbow firing bolts at 350 f/s there was no sport in hunting monsters anymore

And god that word, “monsters”

I wasn’t hunting the 10th reincarnation of Dracula after he sacrificed some poor girl to his mystic machines, I was “hunting” checks notes Conrad Fellows, vampire, for illegal bloodletting, Or flips page Jane-Anne Quarters, faefolk, for unlicensed trickery and a name repossession

It’s not a hunt, and they aren’t monsters, they’re idiots with warrants and I happen to be part of the family business, the most I do in the way of hunting is throwing some artifact at them and reading them the riot act… Gah! Boring, whatever, who’s on the docket today, it’sss-

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You! Hey there, I’m matches, and I love monster girls! But this time I’m looking for something a little different

I like the big grandiose castles and damp, dark caves, don’t get me wrong, but I was thinking of something a bit less dramatic tonight

Something modern fantasy, where Monster Hunter isn’t so much a noble and Brave profession of the strong capable woodsman, but more of a glorified bounty Hunter/private detective with an antique collection telling you to get your sh!t together

All that said, totally open ended what kind of monster you wanna be and why I’m out to get you!

An ancient succubus hanging out at one too many college job fairs? A ghost illegally haunting a house that was clearly warded by city order? Octopus mermaid breaking engines off fishing boats bc your college professor offered extra credit for “an act of activism”

Also your call on how this gets steamy! Just please no “please mister I’ll do anything to get off

I’m not playing this as a hardass, I’m playing this as a tired guy just doing his desk job

Kinks: Big asses, handjobs, thighjobs, lots of lube, biting, light scratching, facesitting, and lots more! Just ask!

Limits: Scat, blood, watersports, extreme violence, etc

Well written responses

Thanks for reading!

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