As a small town boy, irl FLR are impossible to find with every person intent on conforming to vanilla relationship roles (at least in my experience). Leaving Reddit the sole place to find any semblance of success. Not to say I don’t still dream of living the lifestyle permanently! Before I continue I would just like to thank all readers for giving me your time, I hope to repay you in more ways than you can believe further down the road!

The Synopsis

I’m searching for a lady who’s strong-minded, caring, nurturing, thoughtful, passionate, career-driven, confident and intelligent. I want to live every day in awe at the beauty of your mind, wondering how I was lucky enough to serve a woman so immensely rich in character. Kiss the ground you walk and kneel at your every command. I hope to be your home of peace, where all your stress and woes seem so small. A click away at all times, desperate to cleanse your soul. The one person whose ear is always open. I hope to sleep every night dreaming of bringing you joy and awake thrilled to be bringing it to reality.

About you

• Firstly, please possess the traits listed above, of course lol
• Good sense of humour
• Easy flowing conversations with a two way stream of messages
• Please be older, big bonus if you are 30
• Available between 5am and 1am gmt (can adjust my schedule to best fit either side of time frame)
• Single and emotionally monogamous (I understand it’d be a primarily online relationship in which I’d most likely be unable to carry out all your physical needs)
• While mental characteristics are my primary point of attraction and typically spawn physically attraction. I do have a preference for curves especially those on a genuine Mom 🥵
• Willing to chat daily, as well as share pictures and videos of yourself both sfw and nsfw on a consistent basis, once we are both comfortable of course. No rush to start
• Video calls if your schedule allows it
• Initial verification that you are truly a woman (we all know reddits a creepy place lol)
• Blank profiles and effortless messages will be ignored
• Probably think of yourself as a caring mommy domme with a bit of a mean streak.

About me

• I hope the world sees me as a kind, caring, thoughtful family man whose always willing to help those I love
• Personally I find my self very funny with a bit of a freaky sense of humour but struggle to let it out when not comfortable
• 6’4 and very athletic, run and workout daily
• Keen home cook
• Very dedicated to aspects of life I enjoy like family, sports and health but struggle to carry that through in all aspects
• Big reader but mostly of Football related books (trying to branch out if you have any recommendations)
• Probably find myself enjoying just about everything you enjoy once we connect emotionally
• Northern UK born and raised
• Have two cats who I love very deeply
• Once I reach the infatuation stage my mind will be dominated by nothing but thoughts of you, putting me awfully comfortable right under your heel

Kinks

• Body Worship
• Tpe
• Being cared for and loved
• Daily tasks
• Micromanagement
• Making you proud
• Words of affirmation (like good boy, being called pretty etc)
• Physical pain (spanking etc)
• Edging/orgasm control
• Anr/nursing and facesitting (curves callback), performing oral, servicing whole body basically lol
• Your bodily fluids (sweat, pee, menstruation, spit)
• Acts of service
• Being on your mind
• Honorifics
• Behaviour modification
• Bdsm

Limits

• Scat
• Knives and all blade induced cuts/blood
• Incest (but do love calling you by Mommy in the right setting. Like a deep level of love and respect sort of way not mum/son)

Finally, Please do share your favourite meal so I know what to make you if we ever reach the first meeting. Again thank you so much for humouring me it’d truly be a honour to be of use to you. If there’s any questions please don’t be afraid to ask I’m sure I’ve missed plenty. ❤️❤️

( https://imgur.com/a/t3BzC3g - a shamelessly desperate taster 🙈🙈)