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26[M4F] #Ontario - Nerdy Boy Wishing To Be In A Nerdy Mommy's Lap (Seeking LTR πŸ’ž)
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BarefootBoundBoy is a male age 26 looking for a female in Ontario, Canada
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Intro πŸ‘‹

Hi there! You've caught one nerdy boi seeking a LTR (a monogamous one). I'm a 26 year old guy in Ontario (in the Greater Toronto Area). I'd love to develop a connection with someone here in Ontario that could lead to a long term relationship. That might be a bit of a longshot for a small subreddit like this but fingers crossed.

I'm romantically a bit shy so I fit well in the GFD, Mommydom, or RR type of relationship dynamics. That doesn't mean I want hard domination, and doesn't mean I want to be a literal baby either. A strong protective gf who I can call mommy, with similar interests to bond over is ideally what I'm looking for here.

In more memey and sappy terms I would call myself a guy with shy but cute cat boy energy. :3 Hold me in your arms, keep me safe, and I'll do the same for you with the exchange of kisses, cuddles, and headpats. β™₯ If you're seeking a slightly socially awkward yet nerdy and subby bf to watch stuff or game with I might be the guy for you.

About Me

Appearance:

  • 5'8, Thin, White, Dark blue eyes with glasses when going out, Medium-long length hair waiting for someone to run their fingers through it.
  • Here's a couple sfw selfies.
  • I'm somewhat skinny (a bit under 130 lbs last I checked) though I still exercise a bit.
  • I also have a somewhat deep voice

Main Hobbies:

  • Gaming especially with roguelikes, sandbox games, jrpgs, and a lot of nintendo stuff
  • Watching TV shows, namely animated stuff or anime
    • Currently I'm really into Hazbin Hotel :o
  • Occasionally reading manga
  • Trying to get more into cooking 🍳
  • Developing games for my indie game studio

I'm a gamer and a bit of a weeb lol. I list specific stuff near the end.

Occupation: Typically a Mobile & Web Developer (though I'm in-between jobs at the moment due to company wide layoffs >_>)

My Preferred Age Range: Let's go for an range of 20-32? The closer to 26 the better.

My Type:

  • Nerdy girls, tomboys, or feminine girls
  • Someone with a fairly healthy body (Slightly thin like me, fit, or ever so slightly overweight is okay.)
  • All heights are welcome!

Your Type: Skinny, nerdy, kinda stoic, memey, and slightly awkward introverted guys I'd hope. :)

I'd also hope you're cool with sharing some photos of each other early on like I did above for physical attraction reasons.

Pets: I think I'm more a cat person. My family has 3 lovely black cats. We also used to have 2 cute dogs, so doggos can be great too.

No Kids: I don't want kids. Child free life all the way.

Location:

  • Ontario, Canada (Durham Region and about 1 hour on the go train away from Toronto)
  • Not really willing to do major long distance again. I'd want someone in Ontario at the very least, GTA preferred for the sake of meeting up easily but not the end of the world if it's still kinda far.
  • Ideally I'd want to virtually date someone for a bit watching stuff or playing games over a video call, then we'd meet up in person eventually (the frequency would depend on how far apart we are)
  • Also just saying in the long run I don't intend to ever move out of Canada, but I'm open to relocating within Canada if needed one day.

Libido / Intimacy:

  • I'd be acting on my libido once a week or so?
  • Here's the awkward part... I'm a bit sexually broken due to bad pelvic floor problems. It hurts for a while after an orgasm.
  • Physiotherapy and stretches help reduce these problems decently but they won't be going away anytime soon either.
  • I still crave sexual things though. Just don't expect me to be great at typical orgasming stuff. You can tell I'm not looking for hookups at least :P
  • With all that in mind I'd still be kink friendly and always will crave physical touch and cuddles <3

Interests In Detail πŸ€“

Hobbies are super important for a relationship connection to develop for me. At the risk of sounding like a typical redditor nerdβ„’ I want someone who would either call themselves a gamer, an animation lover, a frequent enjoyer of anime/manga, or all of the above? ;)

Quality time is perhaps my most important love language. I want the kind of partner who happens to be a best friend that I'm also deeply in love with. β™₯ So if you can nerd out about some of the below things we might be a pretty good fit:

TV Shows:

  • Animated Plot Driven: Steven Universe, Bojack Horseman, The Owl HouseπŸ¦‰, Infinity Train, Final Space, Amphibia, The Dragon Prince, ATLA, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time (currently watching)
  • Animated Comedies: Rick and Morty, Futurama, Spongebob, DHMIS
  • Web Series: RWBY, Helluva Boss
  • Live Action: The Umbrella Academy, The Mandalorian

Gaming:

  • Nintendo: Mario, Zelda, Kirby, Animal Crossing, Smash Bros, Fire Emblem, Metroid, Pikmin
  • Platformers: Mega Man, Sonic
  • Jrpgs: Final Fantasy, Deltarune, Bravely Default, Paper Mario, Earthbound/Mother
  • Sand-Box: Minecraft, Terraria
  • Roguelikes: The Binding of Isaac, Faster Than Light, Risk Of Rain 2
  • FPS: Doom, Borderlands, any kind of co-op stuff. Competitive stuff I'm never too invested in.
  • Survival Horror: Resident Evil, Lethal Company
  • Battle Royale: Falls Guys (if that even counts lol)
  • MMOs: Don't play them much anymore but as a kid I played a lot of Toontown, Roblox, Spiral Knights, Runescape, etc.

Anime / Manga:

  • Anime: Hunter x Hunter, Dragon Ball, FMA (2003 & Brotherhood), Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Spy x Family, Chainsaw Man, Jujutsu Kaisen, Studio Ghibli Films
  • Manga: One Piece, Hunter x Hunter, Dragon Ball Super
  • Stuff I Want To Watch/Read: Berserk, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Naruto, Evangelion, Sailor Moon

Other Random Interests:

  • Movies: A lot of Pixar, Terminator, Alien, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Bat Man, Spider Man (Into The Spiderverse especially)
  • Music: EDM, Vaporwave, OSTs of games & shows
  • Memes: Send memes pls
  • Outdoorsy Stuff: Would be down to try hiking from time to time

TLDR Of Who I'm Looking For πŸ”

  • Preferably you're in the age range of 20-32
  • You have a very strong interest in either gaming, animated shows, anime/manga, or all the above :3
  • You're in Ontario and staying in Canada in the long run
  • You don't want kids
  • You're cool that my libido is average and I might not be great at traditional sex due to pelvic floor problems
  • I wouldn't mind sharing selfies to start if you're comfortable with that

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Ty for reading my essay worth of bullet points. If this catches your eye and by complete chance you match what I'm looking for, then now's your chance to slide into my DMs and claim me as your little one. ;) β™₯ ✨I'd prefer to start with reddit chat and afterwards I usually use Discord. You can introduce yourself with stuff such as a pic of yourself, any shared or unique interests, and what you're looking for. Or just pile on a huge list of tv show and anime recs if you want lol. Anything goes as long as it's more than a "hi".

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