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33 [M4F] #Birmingham, UK. Kinky Boyfriend for grabs, decent model, low milage.
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BoringHoneyBadger is a male age 33 looking for a female in Birmingham, AL
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Welcome! Please read carefully through the ad and keep in mind that this model only ships within UK.

Year of make: 1990

Model: Caucasian

Country of origin: Poland

This model is one of the last made in Eastern Bloc, but with a low mileage it's a steal! It comes with various features and options as it's one of the very few Switch models, therefore it can cater to your every need, PRIMARILY in a subtle and quiet, Sub MODE or occasionally roar and pin you into the seat (or mattress) in a dynamic but gentle Dom mode. With a small single exhaust in the back and moderate shaft in the front, you can be sure that the ride will always be fun, whether you like to ride hard or cruise gently through the night.

But that's not all!

Its romantic nature of cold Soviet winters will keep you on your toes as you will surely get showered with amazing gestures and gifts! Also with the right settings, you will receive personalized memes, cute pet pictures and morning messages!

While one of the most disappointing British summers is in our rear view mirror, chilly and wet Autumn made us all feel miserable and hope for better days., because that's not the kind if wet you would want, right?

Now Winter is here! With it, Christmas and New years Eve. So spoil yourself this Holiday season! Or simply start your New Year with a new addition.

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With energy prices going down in recent months, colder seasons only mean increased gas and power usage, don't leave yourself exposed to potential debt! Turn down your thermostat and unplug your magic wand, save your energy. Instead use a stern command or sweet complement to get yourself off and keep yourself toasty, as you curl up, cuddle and watch movies. While its soft lips and warm mouth will send shivers down your body with neck kisses, make you giggle as it suckles on your toes, help you reach climax under the covers and even clean you up afterwards! And if you've got enough of its dirty jokes coming out of its mouth, simply sit on it!

Unlike the Bank of England, we will not raise interests, only peak yours, instead!

At a staggering height of 191cm (6'3) it will sure be a great fit, even for the taller ladies! However if you happen to be short and sweet, and prefer your man to be towering over you then you're in for a treat! Although we are recommending a Gentle Mommy/Domme with a higher sex drive, to fit in perfectly. Its ‘people pleasing’ and obedient nature makes it very easy to use and with right trigger words, very easy to control!

Considering its size, the maintenance cost are actually pretty low, runs best on fried chicken, pizza and praise. But if you look after it with care and love like you do with your smartphone, it will surely last ages and make you happy! However, remember to regularly empty two tanks right under the shaft, as they may get backed up and it will result in cranky mood, slow start and system malfunction.

Still hesitant? This model will give you what we call ‘Golden Retriever’ experience, as it will always be happy to see you, will bark on command and is well behaved. It will even sniff and lick everything!

Full service history available, 2 keys, 1 previous owner, next service Feb 2024, spare parts included.

Don't hesitate, book your test ride today! Each test ride comes with a large pizza and a massage! Terms and conditions apply.

If you're interested, use promo code BF23 and please tell me something about yourself, and not just 'hi'. Thank you.

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