"Good evening. I'd thank you for attending, but not one person should be able to come. Tonight I am announcing the formation of a new political movement: the Ontario Natural Liberation Front. Our platform is simple: the Natural Liberation Front stands for a new world order, free from the parasitic humans who feed off and exploit the natural world. The planet must be free of the pathological infestation that is the human population before the planet and its symbiotic inhabitants can recover and thrive." announces /u/imnofox.

"We'll endeavour to support any policies that are in line with the values and priorities listed under our political manifesto. Whether pushed by the Conservatives or the New Democrats, if a policy will contribute to the abolition of the human species, the NLF will ensure it's passage." continues /u/imnofox.

"We call for all like-minded individuals who share our belief that the human race must be eradicated for the good of the planet to join us, and fight for the Natural Liberation Front. We will be relentless in our battle against the vermin of humanity, starting at a provincial level here in Ontario." says /u/imnofox.

"I'm already joined by /u/AnswerMeNow1, who'll be our parliamentary leader, and /u/Goatshedg." announces /u/imnofox. "Any questions?"

The one student journalists asks: "If you're fighting for the abolition of the human race, why haven't you started with yourself?"

"See, that's the kind of short-term shortsighted thinking we've come to expect from the human race. The majority of Ontario elected the NDP and the Progressive Conservatives. That shows there's huge work to be done in the journey to eradicate humanity. We can end much more of humanity if we continue our battle than if we started with the few with the actual understanding of the human impact." retorts /u/imnofox.

"What about our human rights?" asks the gormless undergraduate

"What about the rights of the planet? Stupid and selfish question, that's enough questions. For fucks sake." snaps /u/imnofox.