A crowd has gathered in mission bay today as former prime Minister BestinBounds today re-emerged from the pacific ocean. He is casually walking into a camera store as the press gathers for a quote from the PM.

Press Official: Can we get a comment on just.. how you survived that plane crash>

BestinBounds walks into the store and peruses the cameras on display

"That my friend, is a tale for another time. Rest assured I am alive and very well! Which brings good news for the rest of New Zealand! More practical policy, more economic growth and policy progression on issues that matter to them. I see the socialist cabal of spineless communists has taken root in our nations great halls but the people of New Zealand can rest assured that order will be restored in good time!"

Press Official: And who will you be joining to see this vision through?

"Who else? I am proud to be returning to Act and..."

BestInBounds picks a camera off the shelf

"Returning to Canon"

New Zealand, I'm back.