The government has seriously neglected the interests of the working class with its latest decision to let Santa Claus into the country. They are weakening our air-tight quarantine protections to allow in a superspreader, who will shimmy down the chimney of the team of 5 million, infected with the Chinese coronavirus. Given that the government has seriously neglected their duty, something must be done.

I would like to congratulate Drunk_King_Robert for her efforts to shoot that motherfucker's sleigh out of the sky, but more must be done to encourage Corona Claus to skip New Zealand given the government's criminal negligence. If you see an elf, kill him and nail his head on the wall as a warning to other elves. Tonight at 8PM, I will be ceremoniously burning an effigy of Santa Claus, and I encourage Kiwis everywhere to join in -- if they cannot find an effigy, there are plenty of Santas at shopping centres.