It's been six months since the last census and as we're in the middle of an active period (i.e. an election, strangely that's somehow managed not to escape my notice), it's time for another one.

This census is a bit like the last one. A couple of questions have been taken out and a few more have been added in. Every question is optional, you don't have to share any information you're uncomfortable sharing.

You are asked for your username in the first question, this is just to help screen out duplicates and silly responses and to ensure responses are genuine. It won't be published when I put out the results, so your anonymity is assured. Please verify your responses. If you don't verify, I can only assume that some troll has answered for you. If you're adding a silly answer, you're excused from verifying, unless you'd like to incriminate yourself.

Here's the link to the form. It'll be open for a while and I'll probably close it once responses begin to taper off.