*Kia ora, good evening. Today the final coalition deal between Reform, the Liberals, and the National Party was released, and yet nobody's a winner. The Liberals have agreed to slashing immigration by tens of thousands. Reform agreed to raising the superannuation age. And we've seen both Reform and National choose to sign us back up to the disastrous CPTPP. The only winner is the parliamentary press gallery, who certainly will have stable employment for the next 3 years." starts imnofox.

"We are very proud to be announcing the shadow cabinet and the 6th official opposition, to once again, hold this alliance of contradictions to account and present an alternative, united, government in waiting to clear up the mess afterwards." says AnswerMeNow1.

"Given the return of co-Deputy Prime Ministers, it's only fitting that we introduce co-Leaders of the Opposition, myself and AnswerMeNow1." says imnofox.

"imnofox will be holding the roles of Shadow Minister for Primary Industries, and Shadow Minister for Social Development. I will be holding the roles of Shadow Minister for the Environment, Finance, and Māori Affairs." continues AnswerMeNow1.

"I am proud to announce that Stalin1953 will be shadowing the Health and Infrastructure portfolios, and that zhukov236 will hold the portfolio of Shadow Minister of Business." states imnofox.

"UncookedMeatloaf will hold the government's feet to the fire on Defence and Foreign Affairs, and hk-laichar will shadow the Culture and Regions portfolios." says AnswerMeNow1.

"Finally, we are excited to announce that we will be forming the Official Opposition alongside or good friends in the Labour and Socialist parties. TheKirrix will hold the Internal Affairs and the Justice portfolios, while Supersteef2000 will shadow the government on Education." announces imnofox.

"This opposition coalition will serve as a united front, fighting for immigrants, for tangata whenua, against the CPTPP, against their warhawk policies, for the environment, and for the people of Aotearoa. We'll now be answering questions." finished AnswerMeNow1.

the leaders answered the press's dulling questions for some time, before going to celebrate the new coalition with some carrots and hummus