The Village People’s smash hit YMCA plays as the Audible Ash takes the stage to a roaring crowd

While the ACT-On-Behalf-Of-Communists party does as their name suggests, and does the bidding of left wing parties so conspicuous in their radicalism that the entire left wing has been floundering at the polls election after election, the National Party is still the party of the family, and of the national party, i am perhaps the most pro-family candidate.

We must make strides to weaken the grips of Methamphetamine in this country. The location of our nation is a blessing from God above, far from the major centers of distribution for hard drugs that ruin so many lives and families in other nations.

But the blessing of that geography may be a curse when it comes to methamphetamine. National has a comprehensive Meth Action Plan that we will implement in our next term, it is extraordinarily detailed and you will see the details of that in our Leader’s announcement of the full National Party policy tomorrow evening with the National manifesto.

National has a history of getting seriously tough on crime and meth is one of the issues that nobody can turn a blind eye to this dangerous drug that is tearing through the hearts and souls of our young, vibrant nation. The gorgeous open nature of our nation, nature we all revel in and are blessed to be immersed in, has come to be used to hide small and mobile laboratories for the cooking of the drug. So, New Zealand, let’s all muck in and give our party votes to National to get this horrendous drug back driven into nothingness in our paradise of a country.