Hello New Zealand, I am Chi0121,

I’m standing here today and announcing my running for National as I am disgusted by ACT’s careless inability to pass any primary legislation while in their coalition government.

National had been the steady fiscal hand we needed until ACT scamfully booted us out of the coalition. ACT claims that we illegitimately gained another seat when realistically, they were just power-hungry and didn’t want to renegotiate the coalition deal. ACT is power-hungry and New Zealand, you should not trust them!

ACT’s budget had a $20 billion hole in their budget! Yes, over 20 billion dollars! They screwed us in our coalition; they screwed you in the budget and will do it again if not kept at bay. Kiwis: you need to give us your vote as our team is efficient, and our team is qualified and talented.

ACT is a disaster; they entered a coalition to maintain power. They chose the labor to work with who didn’t even show up to vote. Labour claims to be a party of the people, but in my opinion, the people would show up to speak their mind instead of wasting the taxpayer’s money by going on a group holiday.

Now New Zealand, Alliance may be intriguing as they are the new kid on the block, but they are like the creepy new kid on the block. They have no consistent background, no policy, or even a manifesto. Do not vote for them. They are dangerous. They will take us down a road that New Zealand hasn’t seen since Muldoon’s price and wage freezes in the ’80s. Alliance has no valid experience in government, their candidates lack any talent, and in New Zealand, you don't want to go down that path. They even have two co-leaders which shows they need two heads for one lousy policy, and much like the creepy new kid, they smell rotten when you could have the fresh, singular head of the National Party, Sir Winston Wilhelmus, as your next Prime Minister.

The Alliance party would make New Zealand a dystopian society because saying anything else would be a crime, and they have an aggressive free speech policy that would hurt everyday life. They would rather see us all as sheep instead of the diverse population with anyone disagreeing with them. Thank you.