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hey guys this is my first post so please be kind i have 2 kids one of them is named jerry and they want me dead i dont know what to do please help and if you know what to do then reply to me as theya are abusing me and they are gay and i am a christian mother of 7 so i dont like to be told no so ye
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please tell me what to do, i've been thinking of letting daddy get the slipper out and slapping some sense into them but something about that just doesn't sound nice, anyway please donate to my patreon https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html and subscribe to my youtube channel https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html to help my kids get better at not being bitches, also fund my slipper fund https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html i dont have enough money for 1 slipper yet so gotta start saving up now, btw my kids keep going on my computer and downloading porn virus', yeah the kind of virus that opens porn whenever i try to watch https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html it's really weird and ive been trying to delete it for days now but, no luck, trump is a mexican and HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GLOBALISTS, those filthy people are trying to clog up our satellite data and delete the stars from our simulation, luckily i installed https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html to stop them from hacking me, all you need to do to install https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html is go to https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html and press https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html it's that easy! anyway time to go back to my station working as slave labour to amazon as i actually live in china where we practically have no humans rights, and no access to reddit, luckily i use https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html to get around their blockage, https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html is so good I would force my kids to use it if they didnt already move to north korea to help kim start bombing the us, as if the us wasn't already being bombed by itself, gosh darn george. anyway that's besides the point, I heard Jeff Bezos is planning to go to mars, I might as well sneak into that ship and fly there with him, then eat him when i get there because im so hungry after getting nothing from working at his amazon factories, or i could earn free money with https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html it's so free and easy you'd think id be sponsored to say this, but nope, this is out of my brain and my brain only, no corporate scum has payed me anything. my children have also started watching "danke memes" on https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html it's really weird there's this guy that addresses them as vsauce when his channel is named vsauce, and theres this racist nazi pewdiepie who is racist and a nazi, he should be locked up for good! https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html is basically free porn, I would open it if it wasn't blocked in china, speaking of that im hoping of moving out soon, amazon shall never touch me again! I'm thinking of Japan but they're just a bunch of weebs so I think they wouldn't be very good, however they do allow https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html which is the best website ever. I recently played minecraft story mode and they mentioned this website (https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html) that i think is really cool, it's about the pig in the game (ruben) and his struggles after he sacrifices himself to save the world, I love the part that mentions about the order of the stone being total fraud, it's basically my favourite website, well apart from https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html but that website is too good even for this anyway i was on https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html earlier and i heard that 5 fortnite youtubers swore, this offended me dearly as I watched, and even subscribed to some of theme fortnite youtubers, as i love their epic content, my child keeps saying "Fortnite is bad" so I get the belt out and they're unconscious within 12 minutes, anyway once they're unconscious I take their phones and open https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html and subscribe to t-series. After doing that i vore then throw their belongings away. https://www.modmurder.club/freevbucks.html is the best website and I owe my life to it. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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