Diss on myself v2. Will keep higher scored one.

Roses are red, violets are blue

I want to die, how about you?

This isn’t as much of a diss track as it is a confession

I have crippling depression.

No one can diss me harder than I do

Because I really really hate myself, I do.

I was born into wealth, with smarts, and some looks

Yet I still want to send myself to the books

A few years ago, I had a girl as me out

She was a cheerleader and popular without a doubt

Sadly, a young sophomore me

Did something terrible to she

When she asked me out as she was struck by Cupid

I made a mistake and called her stupid

So this is the story of my my awful life

It makes me want to eat a knife

Now I don’t know what to say,

Except goodbye and good day.

Edit: Story is 100% true. Got asked out by the super popular girl my sophomore year of highschool and I accidentally indirectly called her stupid instead of saying yes.

Edit: who the fuck signed me up for suicide watch? I literally just got a PM from suicide watch. Don’t take this post seriously, this is a joke, I’m not actually smart or good looking ;)