Hey there,

Life’s too short to be stuck in the grind, right? Same here. I’m a 35-year-old guy from the Twin Cities, married for 10 years, and while I’m not complaining, let’s just say the excitement’s gone slightly into hibernation. I'm here for a discreet, fun connection that adds a little spice to the routine—just the kind of adventure that makes you want to ditch your phone, forget the world, and get lost in something exciting.

About Me

Active, But Not a Gym Bro: I work out 3-5 times a week—not to get a six-pack for Instagram likes, but because it feels good, and let’s be honest, I like being able to eat that extra donut without feeling guilty. Whether I’m biking around town, running, or pretending yoga makes me flexible (spoiler alert: it doesn’t), I stay fit enough to keep up with whatever trouble we want to get into.

Strategist by Day, Fun-Builder by Night: By day, I’m a marketer, so I’m all about plans, strategy, and big ideas. But outside of work, I’m a fan of good conversations, a ton of sarcasm, and dad jokes (don’t worry, they’re top-tier). If you’re down to debate whether The Office or Parks and Rec is better—or if you just want to get deep about life’s biggest questions—I’m your guy. Bonus: I have an unreasonably high opinion of my joke-telling skills.

Your Pleasure, My Priority (Seriously): Look, I haven’t been with a long list of women, but here’s my promise: when it comes to intimacy, I’m not here to just check a box. I take pride in making sure it’s all about YOU. Whether it’s a thoughtful conversation or a passionate escape, I’m all about making sure you leave with a smile—and maybe weak knees. 😉

Spontaneous & Open-Minded: I travel occasionally for work, which means lunch dates, quick coffee breaks, or even last-minute weekend getaways are always on the table. Adventure? Yes. Drama? Nope. Discretion is key here, so you can count on me to keep everything just between us.

What I’m Looking For

You’re probably in the same boat—married or in a committed relationship but looking for that spark that’s been missing. You’re smart, confident, and know how to laugh at life’s absurdities (especially at my jokes). You want something lighthearted but meaningful, with no strings attached, just a fun, exciting connection to break the monotony.

Physical appearance isn’t a deal-breaker for me—it’s all about chemistry. If you have a good sense of humor, a sharp mind, and can sneak away from the everyday grind for some adventure, I think we’ll get along just fine.

What You Can Expect From Me

Discretion Above All: No messy drama, no explicit pics, no awkward texts. Let's keep it classy and respectful. I’m happy to exchange pictures once we’ve built some trust and vibe.

Connection Over Casual: I’m not just here for a fling—I want something real, fun, and memorable. Whether we’re sharing a coffee or sneaking away for an afternoon, I want us to enjoy our time together and make the most of it.

A Dash of Humor: If you’re into playful banter, lighthearted teasing, and making up ridiculous excuses for why we’re “late,” you’re in good hands. I’m the guy who’ll keep things fun, spontaneous, and exciting.

P.S. Life’s too short to settle for the status quo. Let’s create our own little world—just for us. If you're intrigued, send me your cleverest (or cheesiest) opening line, and let's see where it takes us. Worst case? You'll have a funny story to tell (discreetly, of course). Best case? Well, that's the fun part, isn’t it?