She's 41 5'2," he's 36 5'11." We claim "fit parent" as a body style (pic in profile). Central MO, Jeff City area. Married for a long ass time. Neither of us are interested in an open relationship. We are very much in love and neither of us want anyone new, just to clear that up.

Now the fun! We're looking for a playmate/FWB to fill up the wife. Must be hung, in decent shape, Dad bod welcome, but will be handled on a case by case basis. If you're less fit than him, he's not gonna approve you, sorry (pic in profile). Please be around our age, (mid 30s thru early/mid 40s is preferred). If you're in your 20s or 50s he's not going to respond. Not interested in younger guys with mommy complex. This is negotiable if you are mature enough for us (attitude and appearance), or young enough (attitude and appearance) on the older side. Also no older men fetishes here, so we're pretty set on somone middle aged but energetic and fun. No broccoli hair college kids. Salt and pepper is OK and encouraged.

Be courteous. She's someone's wife/mom. Remember that please.

All details will be handled in private messages through him. If you're what we are looking for, you will be able to speak with her one on one. Anything else will be discussed privately. Pictures and a quick intro are required. Show us what ya got (body and dick please) and sell yourself a bit. We'll do the same, but if we gotta pull the info out of you, we're not going to bother. Expect a big ass copy pasted response to outline our boundaries and expectations, but honestly it's nothing ground breaking. It's just him answering all of the important stuff up front, and making sure we're all a good fit. Business up front, party in the back 🙃.

Please be a short drive from Jefferson City at most. No more than 45min/1hr at most. COMO, LOZ, Linn, Rolla area at the furthest if possible. Further can be considered for the right person, but we're going to try and keep travel to a minimum. We have kids so scheduling and such makes travel very difficult.

Looking forward to seeing what's out there!🍆💦🥧