Are you serious about meeting today? I’m going to do one of these today, for sure. If you want to be the one I do it with, let me know which one you’re interested in and a little about yourself.

(1) We play old school video games and each time someone loses a round they strip

(2) We got for a run together then hit the showers afterwards

(3) We meet up at a place like Sam’s Club or Dick’s or Lowe’s. I’ll let you know what store I’ll be at, the time, and what I’ll be wearing. You find me, approach me, and ask me something like “Hey do you know where the bathrooms are”

(4) Houseboy / frat pledge fantasy

(5) We cook breakfast or lunch wearing only aprons

(6) We talk politics in our underwear

(7) We cuddle and watch TV

(8) We play a classic game of truth or dare

(9) We meet up at an adult video store and purchase some underwear together