Hello, and thanks for opening my post. I should warn you right out of the gate, I'm not for everyone. I'm controlling, emotionally and physically sadistic, a misogynist, and probably a few other terrible things that aren't coming to mind right this second.

Of course, if you're reading this you're probably into all of that and more. Who knows? Maybe you're exactly what I'm looking for.

I'm 29, male, reasonably successful, fairly conservative and what I like to refer to as a benign sexist. I don't think there's anything wrong with celebrating the differences between men and women, and that trying to pretend that we're exactly the same is just as disrespectful as anything I can do or say about women. The difference is, you'll probably enjoy my specific brand of disrespect. That's why you opened my ad, isn't it?

Ideally, you are between 20 & 29, not terribly invested in having a career, looking for someone to take care of and be taken care of by in return. You're someone who's always looked to her man to make the decisions. Preferably, you're into being degraded, humiliated, interested in pain, and willing to give up your freedom completely (after we get to know each other of course, I'm not an idiot.) You should expect to be pushed, I like to control habits like exercise, how you dress, the way you interact with others in your life, everything. I expect you to communicate well and thoughtfully, and put as much work into this as I am.

I will be happy to verify early, and expect you to do the same. If I'm not interested in you physically this won't work out. Please, put some effort into your first message. Odds are you're not nearly hot enough to get by on just "hey." And if you are, well, expect me to be a dick about it if that's all you have to offer.

Additionally, it's probably best that you not be too far off EST/EDT. I also understand that sometimes a conversation/whatever might not work out. No hard feelings, but I would really prefer not to be ghosted.

Thanks for reading, and I look forward to hearing from you.