NOTE: This is a kink play post and the language is as such too, not to be taken as anything but pretense. We are all beautiful however we were born. I mean it.

I don't have a massive cock but I love my cock as is. (No that's a lie, I wish I had a 1 foot flash light between my legs). You did NOT read that!

I don't have enough body hair but I love whatever fur I have. (Again that's a fucking lie, I wish I was hairy like amazing late Robin Williams).

I am not 6 ft tall, but I walk like a king. (Ok this is true. I don't give a fuck how tall people around me are, I am the king always).

So there....I got naked before I strip you sluts. Now let's get to the business at hand, you useless holes, I had to become vulnerable above just to lower myself to your pathetic level, what a waste of my time you are.

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Below is a list I put together of what I envision my hypothetical fantasy woman to look like, physically, her body. Let's see how many of you sluts match anything on it and to what extent do you match?

Obviously those who have body insecurities will have to ....well, suck it up. Because us men don't give a shit. You are just objects to us. This one should fuck with your head, but doesn't everything in the world of fashion and glamour do that to you hoes already? If you can ignore or endure that, this should be a piece of cake for you dumb holes.

I will be interested to know how many have the balls to message me and tell me what they matched. Even if you match just one condition on the entire list, I would love to hear it.

Make it interesting, you are worth nothing more to me than what you match, anyway.

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So here it is.......

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General

• Height - between 160 - 170 cms. Figure between Straight & Curvy/ Hourglass, Height-Weight Proportionate.
• Weight - never within 10 kgs of mine, on the lighter side of course!

The Empty Head

• Hair - Long always (because 'grab-hair-when-woof woof/ doggy-fuck', mid-back or all the way down to her butt/ or lower, any colour except black/ dark brown, any texture except frizzy).
• Eyes - Any colour except black/ dark brown.
• Lips - Not thick/ big nor too thin.
• Tongue - Long slender pointy (for amazing blowjobs, duh!).
• Teeth - No braces or bunny looking.

The Top Half

• Shoulders - Not wider than hips or drooping/ slanting down.
• Arms/ Hands - No waxing/ shaving hair, nor long witchy nails.
• Tits - Between size D and largest size of F (whatever it is), big sensitive areolas of contrasting skin tone (not pale/ ghosties), facing straight ahead (firm, full and voluptuous, not saggy). Not sunk-in at the top and bulging out at the bottom either, evenly rounded and no-bra friendly. Sternum not prominent but hidden behind the cleavage.
• Belly - Between flat and squishy chubby. No forward bulge, big overhang or folds.
• Waist and Hips - In a smooth curve, not straight with each other.
• Lower back - Smooth prominent arch/ outward curve (for doggy sex again, woof!)

The Bottom Half

• Hips - As wide or wider than the shoulders.
• Ass - Round, not big or bulging from the back. When bent over in doggy, must form a perfect heart/ almond shape when seen both from the back and top; and the pussy and butt hole must not stay hidden/ buried under the ass cheeks/ hamstring meat, but must stare right out at me without having to spread the cheeks wide.
• Pussy - Moderate meat curtains/ outie lips, full grown out bush, no trimming, shaving or waxing.
• Thighs/ calves - Shapely/ toned, no thiccness, inverted bowling pin calves. No bowed legs/ inward pointing feet. No shaving/ waxing of hair above the knees.

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You still here useless cum dumps? Good!

Now do your best to redeem your worth, even if with just one little match from the above list.

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I shit you not, you are ALL BEAUTIFUL as you are! XXX