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38 F4M Minneapolis • TONIGHT? • That’s right, an elusive real woman here!
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sconosciutina is a female age 38 looking for a male in Minnesota
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Looking specifically for tonight 7/16, but also there’s potential for a future day. Most likely ONS but repeats possible ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Yes, the fables are true: some real actual women frequent this subreddit! But let me tell you, equally fabled are mythical man creatures who can string together more than three words, have those words carry any meaning whatsoever, and have some tact.

So let me lay out some general parameters of what I’m looking for, then I’ll await the inevitable flood of replies that in no way fit those parameters! Looking for age 30-45, in Twin Cities proper, could host, not deceiving any partner(s), GGG / consider yourself sexually experienced, non-cigarette-smoker, has a sense of humor, NOT PUSHY - ie values consent. Looks-wise I’m attracted to a range but big beards tend to be a deal breaker. If my wants sound somewhat specific, that’s because they are.

You will grab my attention with personality and/or face pics; the opposite is true of dick pics or replies that say zero about you! FWIW 99.7% of replies women get (or, that I get) are utterly limited to basically “yo I’m down,” and 60% of the time a crotch shot featuring a messy bathroom sink 🙄

As for me: 38F, open relationship, short, average build (add 10# to my past Reddit pics), tattooed, easygoing, no stranger to NSA, faaaaar less snarky in person. Feel free to lurk my history for more background.

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