Hello perverts,
I'm looking for a best friend and affair partner to have a little fun with; ideally someone who also works from home and is interested in "coworking" with each other on occasion.
I'd describe myself as a fat, moderately hairy, clean, porn addicted pansexual with a unremarkable uncut cock. I'm a geeky nerd who used to be into all those kinds of things, but has lost connection with a lot of that world and would love to reengage with it with someone. I love making things, digital and physical, but especially love when I get an opportunity to make smutty things.
I love gooning out to cumshot compilations between pull requests, and edging myself to big ol' titties. I'd love to go catch a movie and then discuss it with each other on the couch while wee touch ourselves to a naughty flick playing in the background.
My dream would be to move to a rural private property with a few like minded individuals to make ourselves a nice little smut fueled homestead.
I'd prefer someone else looking for an affair, but I'm open. I'm not explicitly looking to change our situations, but if we're each other's unicorns then I'm open.
I don't care what your gender or pronouns are, but I'll respect them. Don't care what genitals you have, or if you're "passable" or not. I love a big belly, but I care more about your personality.
You should probably be at least bisexual, into the following genres of porn: BBW, Family RP, Hentai, Big Tits, and Trans, and be a real porn addict for us to really get along in the bedroom.
You should also probably be left leaning politically; I might be a cheating asshole, but I still believe in basic human rights.
Interested? Hit me up with a DM and tell me a bit about yourself. Be sure to include a few hobbies and kinks.
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