This Man-shaped bisexual Bear is known as a (Gentle) Ben, he originates from the Plains of Kansas, to the West of the Saint Louis Area. He speaks in a baritone voice consisting of (bad) English & Spanish, and if a few drinks under his belt - thinks he can speak Klingon. ðĪŠ
He is a well-educated individual, but prefers to speak out over his rear quarters, as it is definitively a smart-ass. He prefers the noises of late 80's hair metal & 90's Grunge. Those who like bands like RHCP, Nirvana, and Pink Floyd be warned...he rocks out ðĪ He resides in residential & country areas mostly, but can adapt to city life with the right mate.
This creature is driven by a belief in a god...except on football Sunday when his allegiances let him down like a deadbeat father. ðĐâ then it believes that there is none. A large hairy creature, it is always warm, and can keep a mate warm all winter with just its coat...although it has to shave its head due to irregular hair growth that resembles the North American Pedo-Bear. ðĪĶ
It is a nurturing creature capable of great feats of love for its tribe, and often will make its mate a sandwich because it won't be able to walk the next morning ð And is an able provider, making good money, and forages remotely, allowing for it to adapt to its mate's lifestyle & needs.
Long term care & breeding is needed as it has no pack, and is the last of its kind. Please respond if able to track & observe in its habitat.
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