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Please read the following in a Gene Belcher voice.
I’m a 41-year-old happily married poly/ENM guy, currently on the lookout for a fantastic friend or, with a bit of cosmic luck, a potential girlfriend. 🌌
In my day job as a healthcare IT wizard, I tackle tasks like a superhero (albeit one who wears comfy dad bod armor). Once I’ve conquered the professional realm in about 39 minutes, I’m all in for online adventures – be it gaming, marketing mischief, or simply weaving a tapestry of witty banter. 🚀💬
What’s on my wishlist? A conversational virtuoso who can keep up with my ADHD-propelled rabbit holes and appreciates humor ranging from light to “going to hell” jokes. If you can navigate both, we might just be the perfect match! 😄
Qualifications for Friendship & Maybe More:
1. Ability to hold a conversation, even if the responses are slow—patience is key!
2. Political leanings that sway away from bureaucracy (because let’s be real, who’s a fan of that?)
3. Dad bod appreciation – it’s not just a body type, it’s a lifestyle.
4. A dislike for bigots and racists – we’re here to spread love, not negativity.
5. Proficiency in handling humor, especially when I take a joke a tad too far (in the best way, of course).
As your potential friend (and perhaps more), I promise an abundance of warmth, laughter, and the occasional inappropriate joke. Let’s explore the realms of genuine friendship and, who knows, maybe even share a dad joke or two in person someday! 🌟
If you’re up for the challenge, drop me a message, and let the laughter-filled journey begin!
Cheers,
T 🌈💕
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