So in an effort to keep my DMs from exploding I feel it best to list out my qualities so all the hot couples, and god forbid the trove of single ladies, as well as even sissy boys that can’t control themselves don’t crash my Reddit inbox please read on.
First I am married. And yes, I know, I know, I know that this is the first thing you are looking for in a lover but be forewarned I am picky. Also I’m intelligent after all I have a liberal arts degree from a big ten school and there is nothing more attractive than an educated man. I also rock a dad bod! No I mean it. Years ago I discovered that going to the brewery was more invigorating than the gym so I went with it! Who knew? I did! I did say how intelligent I am. You see it too now don’t you. Oh and by Reddit standards I am over the top loaded. No really because apparently no one on Reddit works a real job or can afford a home there answer of course is to complain about on Reddit and demand socialism now and all the while thinking that’s going to improve their lot. So, yes I am greedy and filthy rich I guess. So greedy that I refuse to pay onlyfans anything. Knowing how unpopular and rare OF is, That will probably only cut down on my dm’s by one or two since most of you are just free spirits like me and not out to sell yourselves for a buck. Most importantly I have a decent cock. Probably bigger than your significant other but it’s even more impressive after these little blue pills! There like orgasm makers, you should try one!
I am sure you can’t open messaging fast enough but be forewarned it may take some time to respond to overwhelming positive feedback and attention I will receive and the fact that I am not on Reddit every second of everyday please be patient. If it’s meant to be it’s meant to be.