BACK.......BY POPULAR DEMAND! (well.......back after seeing endless Huak Tuah memes on faceache!!!).

BLOWJOB LESSONS!!!

Are you nervous and unsure about giving head? Not had much experience? Worried you're doing it wrong?
Or........are you an experienced lady just looking for mischief? :) Either way, my course is for YOU!!!

My lessons will be tailored to your experience, with thorough assesments taking place before any "guidance" is offered, all in a clean, safe environment (honest........I'll hoover that day and everything!). So be you a first timer, or a cougar, this course is IDEAL!

My teaching methods involve none of the silly "Dom" or "Sub" nonsense, the idea is to make the whole experience fun, entertaining (and kinda fucking horny)............without any of the silly pretence or play acting (*aside from this shameless attempt to get a blowjob........obviously!)

I take a relaxed, laid back attitude to teaching (unless teeth get involved!!!), and am happy to take my time and allow my student to call the pace. The teaching equipment is well maintained and kept scrupulously clean, and at around 7 inches (5.5" of girth), no pornstar.......but no "peewee" either lol. Pics available (aren't they always?!?!)

Other activities available should a student be interested, and I'm perfectly happy returning the favour either before, or after your lesson........your call. Please dm for details.

Once you feel confident in your abilities, you can try your oral exam, and should you pass (lets be honest, a fucking vacuum cleaner could pass at the moment!)..........there will be a certificate presented to you (as long as the printer is working, its only a cheap job from Asda!).

Strictly limited to the first 500 applicants, BOOK EARLY TO AVOID DISSAPOINTMENT!!!

Hope to hear from you soon.

Regards

"The most hopelessley optimistic guy on Reddit!"