Hello potential friendos. My partner (yes, NONBINARY so please just use the right pronouns) is indeed in need of a well endowed friend and possible fuck buddy but HOLD YOUR HORSES!

Nothing is happening right away so if you come and say "let's meet up today" or something like that, that's three strikes - go to jail, do not pass go - not interested.

We ask that you be within 30 minutes of the location above. Neither of us can host but worry not, your play would be with just them for right now. We're serious on the friendship part. (Secret: ball) We ask you be patient and kind and just respond. We won't expect to talk every single day but it's kind of disheartening when we don't hear from you for like three plus days. Tell us you might be busy, because we get it!

We ask you be bigger than I am because I have failed to please them and they want someone nice and big. Bigger the better!

Couples are a huge plus so long as you're not too much older than maybe late 30s early 40s. Single guys, please be in the mid 30s or younger, but don't be younger the 22.

Please get to know us because we want to get to know you and have a grand old time. Thank you for your patience and we hope to hear more from you soon.