let's give it one more try.

One... if you send us a DM, we will respond. If you choose to respond you can expect that we will probably ask for a picture of the two of you together. It's not to embarrass you, it's essentially to see if your serious about this as we are. If you send a pic, we will immediately send one in return. If the picture is unpleasant to you. Say no thank you but for fuck sakes dont ghost us. Of course we want to see your happy bits, please don't lead with that thinking we will be amazed. Weve seen enough cock and pussy to last a lifetime and met very few couples.

Two... we are looking for a meaningful friendship and someone to frolic with us. That means friends first frolic second.

Three... be clean!! Hygiene is important. And... no herpsyllclahivapotumuses. (Pretty sure that's not a word) you get the point! We're in our 40s and extremely clean and plan to remain that way. We're not supermodels and if you're expecting that, keep looking.

Four... here's our strong no's...no anal, pain, markings, poo, pee and blood. Cmon... those are gross.

Five... we are in west michigan, specifically Grand Rapids and we ask that you be with 60 miles in any direction. We are amazing in bed... and if squirting turns you on, you've cum to the right place.

ONLY COUPLES WE DO HAVE A HOT TUB