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38 M4F Ann Arbor help with mid life crisis and make out with me.
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theonelongpube is a male age 38 looking for a female in Michigan
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Realize as I am getting in my late 30s that I have had little experience with women. Before I get too old is love to make out with someone, suck on some new titties. I'm an educated professional, 6'1 with a dad bod, tattoos, beard. I'm like a cuddly teddy bear who wishes warped tour is still a thing.

I don't want to have sex and I don't want to make a big deal out of it. I've thought about this a lot and it's something I'd like to explore and see if there's any local women who would be interested.

Open to any ladies who are normal, not serial killers, and have good hygiene. Msg me, if we vibe we can exchange pics or whatever.

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a male
Age
38
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a female
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4 months ago