This’ll be a lengthy post but I’d rather put more info into it and hope for better results. I haven’t had luck on here yet, but I have faith there might be a handful of actual people this might appeal to.

About me: I’ll get the big one out of the way first, I’m still a virgin at 33. I know it’s a turn off for most women, but it is what it is. I’m average height, medium build, and average length. I’m shy/nerdy so I haven’t put myself out there much, but I wanted to try it. I’m into the usual nerdy stuff like movies, anime, and games. Interested in learning or talking about other hobbies/interests like photography. I like to make people laugh so I have plenty of bad jokes, dad jokes, and puns if you can stomach them.

What I’m looking for: At the very least, a one night stand, nsa to finally get some experience. If it’s good for both people, I’m not against going to fwb or more. Has to be CLEAN. Since I’m inexperienced, I’d like to find someone understanding and willing to take it slow since I’ll be very nervous.

Preferences: These are unlikely/not required, but would be a huge plus/interest for me. I know it’s basically impossible to find, but if there is someone who is also lacking in experience (also a virgin or low count) and wants more experience. Shy and/or nerdy always a plus!

Not interested in: men or models/workers. I want an honest connection.

Get to know me?: as with any meetup, I’d like both people to be safe. I’m more than willing to take things slow even if it’s just chatting. I am shy, so I’d like to meet up for coffee first. Make sure both people are still on the same page.

I know this request isn’t for the majority of people here and I probably won’t find anyone, but I wanted to try. If someone actually is interested, hmu. I’m real and able to chat. I can answer any questions or if you just want an honest chat that’s ok too. Just an average guy looking for an average girl. Have a great day!