I miss those old days, when I first started using meth. The first year I did any I was 17, but I had been helping with the final few steps of synthesis for around a year.

What caused me to try it that first time you ask? My best friend had been living at my place for several months because his mother had moved in with her boyfriend and he couldnt afford to keep the power on and feed himself, and maintain his gpa on a minimum wage job. One night his mother calls and tells him that he has until lunchtime the following day to get any belongings he wanted to keep out of their house because she was selling it at 12pm the next day. It was about 11pm when she called and he had exams the following day. I told him I would help pack and carry whatever if he wanted. About 10 minutes later one of the CheFs told us he would help us if we wanted him to. We told him that space was tight in the car already and there were several big items he was grabbing, to which our friend said that he wasn't offering to go with us but he would give us both some meth to give us the energy to get the job done, he took 2 prozac capsules and dumped the prozac and scooped the powder meth up into them and packed them really tight. He then told us that even though we wouldn't feel hungry we should try to eat something and to keep drinking water because we would get dehydrated. We took the capsules and went to Sonic (where he worked) and got the manager to let us make some food and we made a SHITLOAD of food. Then we drove the almost 25 miles into the booger woods where his house was and went in with flashlights, carrying the untouched 3 full bags of food in with us and having chugged the drinks we had gotten at Sonic we both filled an OJ jug up and started packing stuff up into trash bags.

We put so much stuff in his car the rear fender wells scrubbed the tires and although it didn't affect us getting home apparently we destroyed the transmission. We got back to my place at about 530am and he said he was gonna get some sleep to wake him up at 930 because he didn't have to be at school til 1030, I got on my computer and started playing Duke Nukem. About 45 minutes later he comes and pulls a chair up beside me and says that when he closes his eyes it's like he's watching a movie without sound, so we took turns playing Duke Nukem till he left for school. About 5 days later his mom called and asked him why there was 3 full bags of Sonic food on the couch....

My brother and sister got out of school for the summer about a week after I started using, figure end of may/start of June, I'll put my entire check on it, that I might have slept 7-10 days between then and when they started back to school around the end of August. But then again that was before you had to sign for the pills or own a farm to get the iodine in bigger than the 2oz bottles.

We would literally walk into a store and rake the entire shelf of pseudoephedrine off into a cart and walk around pulling the blister packs out of the boxes. We usually started with a 32oz mason jar full of pills. Then cutting the striker strips off of the matchbooks, me and my sister both caught ourselves on fire during this process. I ended up drinking sulfuric acid plus the other waste from making Iodine Crystals at one point because someone had poured it into an empty 2 liter of my pop and sat it beside the fridge and I woke up from a nearly 20 hour sleep from being up for 6 days and was about to die of thirst and grab that 2l and chugged, funny thing is it still smelt like diet Sprite and the first gulp or two tasted right too. It wasn't until I stopped drinking it that I figured out something wasn't right.

-Pro Meth Life Tip: when you drink sulfuric acid DO NOT induce vomiting, the acid will do more damage if you do,, your body will actually process it if you keep it down.

Ahhh I miss the good old days, when a gram lasted 2 or 3 people at least 3 days and you almost made it to 4 full days before crashing. None of this bullshit do a half to 3/4 in less than 24hrs by yourself and crash within 12 hours after the last bowl.

Will probably continue telling my life story in the future, but I never promise anything more than that I'll try my best.