I been in the game so long, I use to blow clouds with Scrooge. Man that dude was a spas. You ever hear about the time he was up for lthe whole 12 days of Christmas. So Christmas eve, and he has been up for like 11 or 12 days. Mother gets spun as fuck, cant find his wallet and wanted Sara to come over so he needed to pick up $40. Flips out on his employee over a lump of coal and accuses him of taking his wallet and fires his ass on Christmas Eve. I go over around 7pm, he has me standing out in the cold for like 20mins. He is hard core window peeking but won't come to the door. I am yelling at him" Open the fucking door it's cold out here!" He's Yelling back that hes not home. Then he finally opens the door, he rushes me in tells me to keep it quite and we go to the kitchen. He has this huge ass Mansion and the twacker got his bedroom and everything he owns in his Kitchen shitting in a bucket and shit. He said he thought I was the Werewolf he saw at Traders Vics last night with a Chinese Menu in his hand. Then he asked me if I knew his Taylor? I was like Wtf you talking about? He screamed "Stay away from him, he will rip your lungs out Jim! I am "Like wait who the Fuck is Jim? Then the mother goes on for 2hours about how Jack the Ripper is a govt conspiracy to stop meth use. Kill all the dope whores. Then all you would have is a bunch goofy white guys spun as fuck sitting at home and taking pics of their dicks and just mass mailing random people the pics. Hoping that some girl will see his dick, and write him back saying she wants to fuck. It would get so bad like people would hate getting mail because it would just be bills and Black and White dick pics from that weird dude Kevin and his pet Squirrel. He said is friend Marley was gonna expose the whole thing, but they killed him before he could. At that point I've been there like 3 hours and dude still haven't hit himself, so he says fuck it he is just gonna boof it. Sure as shit he dropped everything and did it before I could even figure out why this dudes dick is 4 inches from me and he's playing with his ass. I said fuck it and left. Next thing I heard the next morning he is running down the street naked, screaming that he was just saw 3 Ghosts and he can't let Lil Timmy die, his ass is throwing money to everyone and going in the store to get Goose and Faygo. Dick just flapping in the wind. Heard he showed up at his dudes house right as they are eating, forces his ass inside, just sits down at the table and starts eating talking about dudes 16 yrs old boy Timmy diying and Uncle Scrooge doesn't want that to happen. Then i Uncle Scrooge brought them presents Then told Tim that, "Uncle Scrooge goes a present for little Timmy, but he has to be a good boy and come sit on Uncle Scrooges lap. I heard he caught some charges and the Judge gave him the Choice between rehab and Prison. I think he is still in Rehab