Welcome, ladies, gents, and others just enjoying the ride! It's time to play America's favorite new game: IS-IT-MENOPAUSE?!? The only game where the contestants don't know the answers—and neither do the professionals!

The rules are simple! I describe a series of symptoms and everyone guesses whether it's because of menopause or if it's just some random crap-shoot of bodily weirdness and aging! Okay! Let's play!

eogreen is experiencing nerve tingling in her right arm starting just below the shoulder and radiating down along the top of the arm all the way into the thumb and index fingers, but not into any other part of the arm or the other fingers and only in the right arm. The episodes last between 1-5 minutes each session and occur 20-30 times a day (even when asleep!)

IS IT MENOPAUSE?!?

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Sorry all. Just feeling a lot like all these symptoms are some sort of biological Numberwang and I'm definitely not winning.