Once again taking applications for Live-In Over The Road Secretary/Fluffer/Travel Companion. I have posted this before with limited success. Previous Suckretary currently has a full time job and cannot go on the road at this time, but would be available for references upon request.

If you:

• Want to tour the country
• Are a NEET or unemployed
• Have wonder lust or itchy feet
• Want to be a passenger princess
• Enjoy the idea of van life or truck life
• Enjoy traveling, road trips or camping
• Have nowhere to be for the next 2 months
• Want to check out other cities to relocate to
• Are planning on moving or about to end a lease
• Have no real responsibilities or anything holding you down
• Are a semi truck enthusiast or want to learn about the trucking industry
• Work from home or can work from anywhere with an internet connection
• Sit around all day binge watching/reading media or playing video games
• Want a free ride with some living situational security for a few months
• Enjoy sex on a regular basis or have a high libido
• Have good oral skills or an enthusiasm to learn
• Can listen and do minor tasks
• Attend online classes
• Are broke ¯_(ツ)_/¯

If you more than four from the list above, AND are a female over the age of 25, then we may be able to help each other out. I'm currently looking for a personal assistant to help with everyday affairs while I'm on the road. Job functions include but are not limited to basic clerical duties, basic fluffer duties, cuddling, and providing basic camaraderie. This is not a need but a want to improve my quality of life and help ease the boredom and tedium of life as a truck driver.

This is a smoke, drug, and alcohol free workplace. Feel free to message me any other inquiries about duties, benefits, or anything else really. Terms and conditions negotiable. Though I am a fair person, I am also the captain of this ship/truck. This is not a democracy. I am the dictator and you are to take dictation, but I do listen, I do have your best interest in mind, and I would never ask you to do something I wouldn't do myself. Remember, this is my job, to keep this truck rolling. Can't have you messing with my bag. You mess with my bag you gotta go.

I understand that not everyone can just drop what they're doing and jump in a truck for a few months, you know, because they have kids, pets, jobs, bills, other responsibilities, etc. But some people don't have any of those things and could easily just up and go. Those are the people I'm looking for.

If you're not willing to give me your real phone number, the one your mom calls you on, then you are not a serious applicant and will not be taken seriously. I may be reasonable, but I don't put up with bullshit. We will have to arrange to meet in person and or live video conference at some point before moving forward with anything. I don't expect anyone to just send two messages and jump in my truck. I expect us to maintain a dialogue, make plans, meet up in your home state after talking for a while, and if everything seems safe and reasonable for everyone involved, get you in my truck. How long that takes depends on you. I know it's possible. I've done it very successfully before.

There are too many people online playing games. All the time people message me that they are interested and want to ride. Then I say, "ok, great, you're interested? Give me your phone number and we can talk about it." and they're like "oh no, I can't give you my personal information"... What? You're trying to live with me in my truck that cost more than your house. I will need your personal information. I will need to know who you are. I will have to trust you, and you me. Also, I have paperwork to fill out and submit to the company I work for. You will have insurance and liability forms to fill out and sign. I will need a copy of your ID. If you're "interested" and just want to know some information that's fine and all, but if you're actually interested in riding along with me, be prepared to give me the information that I need. If you can't get on the phone or give me the information that I ask for then you're not serious from the start, you aren't who you say you are, and or you're probably just a guy posing as a girl. That's just how the internet is I guess.

F.A.Q.S

-What do you mean by live in?

Live in refers to cohabitating with me while I work OTR. We would be living in and sharing the same space and a bed. While with me, I will cover the expenses of everyday life. Food, snacks, shelter, internet, laundry, other, etc.

-What's OTR?

Over the road or OTR trucking is a means of working and living in the truck while on the road for extended periods of time as opposed to local trucking. Where local drivers go home at the end of their shifts, an OTR driver's home is their sleeper berth bunk or the back cabin of their truck. Modern Semi trucks are quite spacious and have many of the same amenities as a Camper. Though my truck doesn't, some are even equipped with running water and showers. The rest of us have to use the facilities at Truck stops.

-How long are you OTR?

I often stay out for about 30 days at a time before going home home. The duration of your stay will be approximately 2 months give or take determined by your schedule and performance.

-What states do you drive through?

All of them except Alaska and Hawaii, but if you're willing to get on a plane I can make those work, too.

-What's all this about Secretary/Fluffer/Travel Companion?

To become a rider in my truck you must be willing to perform certain roles. My main motivation for searching for a rider is to improve my quality of life while hopefully also enriching someone else's. Like most Semi truck drivers, I work/drive about 14 hours a day, pretty much every day. When driving, I have to keep my focus and attention on the road and doing so doesn't really give one the opportunity to be rummaging around in the back. For example, to get a snack or something I would have to find a safe and legal place to park, perform the parking maneuver, set my breaks, change my driving status to sleeper berth, take off my shoes, then finally get my danish. With the assistance of an assistant, I'd just have to ask them politely and hopefully they would hand me my desired item. Much easier. Meanwhile, while I'm occupied with work, they can be doing any number of things from observing the scenery in the front to lounging in the back. Having someone around to help, take notes, navigate, look stuff up, keep me company, cuddle, fuck, cuddlefuck, and just interact with in general greatly improves my morale and quality of life, and thus my efficiency.

-Are you trying to pay someone for sex?

No. Sex is not mandatory, but encouraged and hopefully anyone coming across this listing would be open to and interested in having sex with me. Consent is a huge thing for me, and I'm not going to make you do anything or try to coerce anything from you, but if you're not interested in having sex regularly, I'm most likely not going to choose you to ride with me. If you do decide to come ride with me I will award you a salary or per diem out of my pocket just because I'm taking you away from home and thus preventing you from working somewhere else and I don't think that's fair to you. How much is to be discussed before you get into my truck.

-Are you a DOM?

I wouldn't consider myself one but others may. I probably look like a dom but I just try to keep things fair. I'm pretty vanilla.

-Is this some sort of Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby situation?

Probably. Certainly looks like one. I am not looking to date you, though. This is to be an open friendly/professional relationship. I do not enter into romantic relationships. Looking for companionship not love. I'm not going to be actively pursuing other people while you're with me, but I do have friends across the country. If you are a jealous person this may not be a position for you long term.

-What do I need to ride?

Aside from giving me a copy of your ID to turn in and having identification on you, it's good idea to have about 6 pairs of comfortable clothes plus a few extra pair of underwear and socks, 2 towels plus shower equipment, toothbrush, scrubbie/washcloth, soap, shampoo, etc, a good blanket and pillow if you use one, any recreational electronics you may want like phone, laptops, tablets, etc. You don't need any bras or makeup, but you can bring them if you like. It's pretty casual in here. If you don't have any of these things, other than the ID, I may be able to help. Ask. We can probably work something out.