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In all reality, I promise I’m not that intense. Pretty laid back goblin here. I enjoy gardening, witchy stuff, video games, gardening, tik tok, natures (from a distance usually), animals, and sleep. I’m very far left politically and don’t have a tolerance for people who don’t believe in basic human rights. I’m spiritual, neuro divergent and hopefull I’ll make fine fellow goblin friends. I am looking for people I can chat with on a daily basis and also have deep, thought invoking conversations.