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It occurrs to me that Chuck E. Cheese is probably the one and only pizza place where the appearance of a giant rat doesn't send people running for the door.
It also occurrs to me that many locally operated, independently owned pizza places don't have the budget for animatronic mascots. Shit's expensive. They're like bitch, we're just trying to keep cheese on the table.
Lastly, it occurs to me that if desperate enough, any restaurant could simply prop open the door for an hour or two and in would walk the dirtiest, ball dragging street rat anyone ever saw. A real rootin' tootin' type that'll straight up take that cheese out the trap and dare it to mess with him. He'd even eat it making intense, uninterrupted eye contact with the health inspector. He's a real OG. He's from the streets with a degree in f*ck around and find out. He's not about to prance around and peddle pizza and game tokens.
Can I get a hell yeah, a hallelujah or an amen?
If any of that made you laugh, there's more where that came from. Send a guy a message.
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