Hey you. I'm old as dirt (40, barf), live in the butt-middle of the US, and I am a stay-at-home dad for my two dudes. I have time to write!

I'm not gonna lie, I am unusual and weird. I tend to rattle on, and am a big fan of a dry sense of humor. I like my humor like I like my wine...you know, dry. Dry is the word of the day. I don't mind the word "moist." I never got the hate over it. I do like silly dumb humor too if the mood strikes. Have you heard about that new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrr!

I love to exercise and workout. Biking, hiking, running, and body workouts are my jam. My 2021 goal was 2021 miles biked. I'm closing in on 3200, so goal crushed. I'm having trouble thinking of a 2022 goal. Getting sweaty is funtastic. I'm no jock, though.

I'm a legit dork who collects vintage toys, VHS tapes, old school games, and other stuff and such. I'm 420 friendly...very friendly.
I used to write stories, and read a lot. Both activities are much more difficult with kids. But I try.

I also like to bake and cook, though I avoid sugar as much as possible. I made a groovy chocolate torte for Christmas that everyone else enjoyed.

Shows I enjoy: IT Crowd, IASIP, Mike Tyson Mysteries, Blackadder, South Park, Seinfeld, Peep Show, Black Books, TPB, Bob's Burgers...pretty much just comedies. There's enough blah and drama in the real world for me.

Five Random Things:

1. Donatello is my favorite TMNT
2. Tan is my favorite M&M color, and I still hold out a sad hope that it will return.
3. I'm straight, but think Mac from IASIP is quite good looking.
4. I hate mayonnaise.
5. I eat my cereal dry. Those rare time I have cereal.

I'd like a real neat connection. Hopefully someone with a couple brain cells? (No anti-vaxxers, in other words.)

Write me, home slices. That would be all that and a bag of chips!