Hello. I am 41, male. I don’t care who you are. I am open to chatting with anyone, male/female-married/single as long as you are 18 — though I prefer 25 . You can be from anywhere in the world. I am, so we already have that in common.

Here are some things about me that I am sure every person needs to know:

1. I like creating lists

2. If I open a bag of chips, I don't close them with a clip, don't fold properly, don't roll the top of the bag up, don't transfer the leftovers into a ziploc bag. I simply just fold the eaten/air side under the bag of chips. So if you pick up the fat side of chips, the only side visible, you will spill them everywhere. That will teach you not to eat my chips.

3. How many times has a bird shat on you? For me, I think it is about 3 but they were all when I was very young. Are birds crapping while flying in the air less these days? People will say you are outside less now than when a kid, but that is not true. I am outside MORE these days. How many times for you and were they long ago? Let's get some data points on this phenomenon.

4. At gas stations if I get out of the car at the same time as someone on the pump opposite of me, I not only give a quick, "hows it going", but I also add a slight head nod. To this day, I'm not sure if anyone knows I do that because there is no eye contact from me as I do it. I am already laser focused on getting to the pump and start filling up. I don't watch NASCAR but if we get out of the car at the same time, I am definitely treating it like a NASCAR pitstop and trying to beat you out of there.

5. The Microsoft Word font that best describes me – Leelawadee UI Semilight –why? Because most people say, “What the hell is that?”, for both the font and myself.

6. Did you notice I skipped number 4??.... Ok, I didn’t skip 4. The copy/paste didn’t work… but I tried to.

7. I also have a caring side....... I hate people that chew loud and pick their fingernails and don't mind telling them that to their face. Oops, thats my Karen side, not caring side. CLOSE ENOUGH