It's me: Partially Pink Hair Girl! I was called stupid b\**h* while driving yesterday and I much prefer the pink hair nickname (although, you were the one who sped up you IDIOT! Slow the heck down and we wouldn't have a problem you overly aggressive gorilla! Jesus!). I’ve been known to have inner car road rage which just means yelling and swearing, but inside the car and not where anyone can hear me. Sometimes it helps.

Sooooo, super captivating: I'm at work like every other redditor. My condolences. I've got another little while and I'm doing work stuff now and then, but I'm also multitasking at the computer. My office is filled with mosquitoes and I'm trying not to think of the 5 bites I have so far....... (UPDATE: I have bug itch spray thank godddddd!!!!!)

Facts about me:

-I like lists

-I'm a poet

-I don’t remember if I mentioned that I had another reddit breakup, but if I didn’t, I did have one and I’m really sad about it and I did a lot of damage and feel really awful. Let’s not talk about it. I just want to keep your tally of breakups correct.

-I don't like mosquitoes and I don't mind aggressively killing them (do you remember that commercial where the slogan was "kill bugs dead"? Since I was a kid it's bothered me because, like, why are you specifying dead? Isn’t that redundant? Do you kill things back to life? Is this product black magic? Are you afraid that we don't know what kill means because we've been overly sheltered our whole lives? I digress.)

-I work with younger people than me at times, and I end up giving advice that I have no right to give, but it makes me feel important. 

-I have a husky and though he peed on my favorite rug AGAIN, we do this thing together that I call super nonchalantly call “a celebration of life” that involves eating clementines and talking (me) to each other (to him, no back and forth going on there). 

-My coworker is coming to get me to work because I’m at work, but I see this as very unfair anyways. Can someone pay me to just look averagely ok looking? What if I smile and say “please” in a sweet voice? Sultry voice? Monotone? Whatever. I’ll keep my job. (Also, let’s admit it: if you have partially pink hair your coolness level is bumped way up which automatically makes you hotter than you were before. That’s how I think it works, right?)

HMU if you want to keep me company at work or tonight when I get home and have to do $ht that I didn’t get done today, or even tomorrow. Let’s body double. Let’s talk the talk. Not walk the walk because what’s the point, we can’t see each other. I hate myself for writing those last two sentences. Ok. Come say hi. Tell me your age and whether you have road rage.

Yours truly,

Partially Pink Hair Girl </3

Ages 27ish - 47ish