*that should say "...mauling someone verbally with very suggestive language and corny lines" but reddit doesn't let me change the effing title.

Well hey hi hello! I am very tired and also you can, as usual, call my Partially Pink Hair Girl. Since we lasts spoke, I think we covered the purple hair debacle. What a nightmare! I’ve got a cute pink and purple situation goin’ on now though so that emergency has been rectified. The people at my work didn’t notice at first which I take high offense to. And also, they probably would like me to shut up about my hair and perhaps everything else. Actually, I’ve lately had the fear that my coworkers don’t like me? I’m not quite like I am on here, but there’s a resemblance. Perhaps it’s too much for irl. My level of care is like 22.74% at the moment, so I don’t really have time to worry about it too much. 

I have been lurking these pages lately and you guys, I’m seeing a lot of duplicate posts every night. How am I supposed to get a feel for who I’m going to chat up if you tell the same story about doing the same thing, that your interests remain the same, and you’re here if I want to vent? Of course, they don’t necessarily change, but I need some pizazz! Can I get some specifics? Different scenarios? Maybe give me some topics to choose from as an opener for the chat? Idk, I don’t always do these things so who am I to direct? 

Still, I usually come to you boys with a mission. I’m here to conquer what needs to be conquered. Today, we’ll get direct. I see a lot of people use the word “banter*.”* And then some saying “flirty messages.” I usually just call it “mauling someone verbally with very suggestive language and corny lines.” For each their own. Let’s call it “fun messages.” That works, don’t you think? I think some fun messages would be…fun? Terrible sentence right there. But yeah, I guess I’m challenging you to fun messages, fun openers, fun everything! (Except no “fun” appendage pics.) 

Also….tell me a great word you’ve heard recently. That seems doable, yeah? It doesn’t have to be a super rare one or something. Maybe it’s your favorite word. Maybe it’s “perforated” because that’s just fun to say. 

So come say hi with a great word and your funnest (yep, I just used that word and my English degree also spontaneously burst into flames) playful messaging. We’ll have a good time! 

Love you more than a girl should love a non-entity,

Partially Pink Hair Girl </3

27ish - 47ish yo please