Hey there, it's Partially Pink Hair Girl with some important hair news. The pink is ok as far as I know right now, okay? However, two days ago, I thought it would be smart to use box dye on the rest of my hair and guess what? It had bleach in it and apparently, I shouldn't be allowed to use bleach for hair arts and crafts time. We had some pink, some weird light brown, a gross lavender, black, some darker brown kinda mixed in??? You guys: I had to go to WORK like that. But I haven't given up. When I'm in/circling a mental breakdown, I go all in. So I sit here, writing this to you, as my trusty Arctic Fox purple hair dye hopefully does its magic. (Please, please work.) This is day three of trying to execute plan DIY New Hair Look. If any of you would like to give me the advice of going to a professional because that's the best option to fix all this, that's super cool and also Venmo me $300 for that service. Cool? Cool.

Along with attempting to make my hair look amazing, I also went to target to buy some pants because we all need pants, you know? And I accidentally locked my car keys my the car...in the ignition...with the car on......I don't have a fancy new car, okay??? I have a manual lock in my base model, 11 year old truck that I love dearly. Sadly, the proved to be a drawback today. However, I met a lovely, possibly homeless man in the parking lot who assisted me in trying to break back into my own car, but alas, we couldn't do it. But I gave him $5 for his collections and we chatted and he was very nice. To whoever your name is: I'm very proud you've been clean for 3 years, and I wish you continued success and health. Shout out to AAA for being there, but call out for taking so damn long for a lousy lock out. You win some, you lose some.

I'm straddling that line of "yeah she's probably okay" and "ummm is she ok or..." which I think is such a fun tightrope to walk. Think of the possibilities! The mayhem! The absolute mess I could make out of what's already a mess! I've very tired. I scanned a pair of pants at the self check out today that were supposed to be $36 and instead they came up as $10. I'm clearly winning. Well, except for the hair and keys. But I mean, almost free pants is a good consolation prize.

A few things about me:

• I'm a poet

• I almost attacked my coworker yesterday who, when I brought up hair color adventure, took that moment to shine and tell me I should try some natural shades because it looks nice, healthy.

• I'm going to (possibly) have cool purple hair which makes me cool by association (is that the way right way to use that phrase? I feel like no.)

-I'm feel bad for not being more exciting in this post. I'm tired. Life is weird. I'm an adult and I probably shouldn't have been promoted to this position at the company of life yet.

If you feel like you want to come say hey, then come on over and tell me an interest fact you know or idk do something fun in your opening message. DON'T JUST REPLY "HEY". The only thing I ask of you is to wipe your feet on the mat before you come in because I just mopped and god, please don't track in all that filth on your shoes.

See you soon!

Love,

Partially Pink Hair Girl </3

27ish to 47ish yo please!