***[If you're not even going to read the masterpiece I wrote for you down below, at least don't spam me with your "hey" messages. Give me your age and idk something else so I know who to accept invites from.]

It's Partially Pink Hair Girl here and I cannot tell you how much I just torched my life. Like, picture me just living life, happy as can be, and then I come across a blow torch and just set my house and every bridge within a 25 mile radius on fire. Remember when I used to say I was looking to burn a bridge or two? Yeah, there aren't any bridges left now. Everything is on fire.

You might ask yourself, "Hey Pink Hair Girl, is this going to make you more or less chaotic?" Well we're playing Russian Roulette with that, except it's fully loaded. Right now I feel exhausted because burning bridges really takes it out of you. But there's a highly probability that chaos will ensue because I'm a pro at self sabotage and this feels like the prime opportunity for that.

It's 5pm and I've had half a mini coke can, so I might need to eat soon. I have a full face of makeup on and a nice shirt, best bra, but I'm wearing cotton shorts because I don't have clean pants at the moment. There are over 13 old drinks, bottles, and cans in my bedroom, making it so that there is no space to set anything down on. Today's my last day off until after tomorrow so I'll use that as an excuse to do something unhinged. I might've ruined something that's the best thing that's happened in a while, but I'm also going to paint my nails. They're neon pink right now. Suggestions? I have other neon colors plus the usual stuff.

My life lacks so many boundaries it's like one of those paintings you'd make as a kid were you'd spin the piece of paper and drip paint onto it so that it made this swirly creation that didn't have a start or end. I was doing a reddit experiment to find the least problematic age range, and I thought my buddies in the 39 and up range were going to do me justice but instead you did me dirty and really tanked my theory. Thanks a lot. I'm opening the age range back ups to 27ish-47ish. If you're rude to me, about other women, make inappropriate jokes, or anything like that, go away because I don't want your Girl Scout cookies. If you're asking yourself if something is offensive, odds are that it is, so take your thin mints and hitchhike your way home.

Don't ask me why I torched my life because I obviously don't want to talk about that. Read the room. See the tears. Pick a new topic. I might freshen up the pink in my hair tonight, but I don't have gloves so that may prove to be an issue. I don't know if you've noticed but the above is the ramblings of a person slowly peeling away from reality, really doing the word "unhinged" right.

Let me hit you with some facts:

-I'd like to do more exciting things in life like excavate an Egyptian tomb or go scuba diving where I find a lost treasure that no one knows was missing so I keep it for myself and live off its riches forever.

-I have to get a second job, just 10ish hours, and I have no idea what to do. Ideas?

-Someone's mad at me and I can't do anything about it so I'm trying to make life bearable by writing this post and seeing if you guys show up for me to make things a little lighter.

Okay. That's all. This was a bit of a mess. To be fair, it does accurately represent the inside of my head. Come talk to me. We'll have a good time. ;)

With the crazed love of a reddit girl almost gone mad,

Partially Pink Hair Girl <3

27-47ish yo please!