HEY. YOU. Yes, partially pink hair girl is talking to YOU who is of the male [M] species. I’m still crying over men and I’m mad as $ht about it. Like, who do you think you are?? You dare to come into my life, say things you have no business saying, and then make the inside of my head look like a break-in happened? I mean, we’ve got broken dishes in the kitchen, drawers opened with their contents thrown out in my bedroom, the vase with the beautiful purple flowers in the office has been knocked over! Knocked over! Where did you get this audacity that distracted you from the fact that I’m the girl with partially pink hair.

I’ve met an actual self-labeled sociopath on Reddit and played a question game with him, and my encounter with him was BETTER than my experiences with a specific handful of you. As you all have fallen away, I’ve consoled myself with words like “troubled” or “loves himself a little too much” and “very angry even for a man.” But sociopath is my new word that I’m pondering as of late. This last one, you gotta be ice cold to do what he did. I mean frostbite from proximity cold. And he might see this and decide not to talk ever again. That’s sad as $ht because I’d really like to say things that I shouldn’t but want to say. I never labeled him a…..well you get where I’m going.

So yeah. MEN. You kinda suck. If you’re a man and you can’t say “yep, men kinda suck” then I dont want to hear from you. But if you are man enough to say it then get your a$$ over to my mind/house and clean up your mess. And bring me something to drink but it can’t be alcohol cause I don’t like drinking. Some members of your species have broken my heart and I basically am a majestic queen with pink side bangs who plays the harp soothingly when not writing poetry. Who would want to hurt that?

So MY HOUSE. CLEAN UP. Nice BEVERAGE. And also a FACT about you to tell me who I’m dealing with cause I don’t trust you lot anymore narrows eyes suspiciously

BE THERE. UNLESS YOU’RE A JERK.

Now I’m gonna continue playing skinny love on the harp somehow because I’m in my feelz.

And 27-45ish yo please because I can only take in so many of your ages at a time.