Hey there, kids! Partially pink haired girl here to tell you about the magic of oxi clean. Lol does anyone remember those commercials? Idk. Anyways.

This is a very specific advertisement going out to the men (men, not man-children) of this lovely little subreddit. I wanna talk, hang out, have fun, ask you questions that I should not be asking you, do idk whatever. But like I said, this is a specific advertisement for the sake of my sanity. So if you are avoidant, this ad is not for you. If you don't tell me your intentions upfront, this ad is not for you. If you're on here because out in the real world you get complaints about head games or other big no-no's, this ad is not for you.

See? Look how I just narrowed down the pool of men messaging me. If you're offended by this btw, this ad is also not for you.

You may be saying "wow, is partially pink hair girl a huge bummer?" I mean not really? It's just that this ain't my first rodeo. I'm just prefacing with some important stuff. Since we talked, I reddit broke up, cried relentlessly over it, and then did a reverse uno (I'm borrowing this from one of you, thanks for this term!). The chaos continues as does life. If I've learned anything about myself these last days, it's how my creative writing degree has taught me to utilize language in such a way that I can annihilate a man in a single paragraph and walk away cool as a cucumber. I've been told it's a bit concerning. I think you should meet me and you can judge for yourself.

So why should you even message this odd person who writes unnecessarily long posts, you ask yourself. What's in it for you? Well, first of all, a girl whose hair is partially pink can't be boring. One of the ingredients in the hair dye is "exciting personality." She's also a poet which may sound boring to you, but a woman who is deeply passionate about one thing in life is capable of being extremely passionate about other things too. And passion can be quite fun if you ask me.... She also goes with the flow, sees where things go.

Be cool and we'll have a good time, promise.

21 please.