Ohh, my friends. It's me, your partially pink haired girl who has been on a WILD ride since we last chatted. I went through another reddit breakup, and this one was very different. I won't say much because I think he's been watching my posts, but I will say that I didn't need to send my usual poem for closure this time (ask if you don't know).

Well, I'm here tonight because I'm listening to a very special playlist of mine: "it's called sabotage, love." I think that speaks to my mood, yeah? Like, I even had therapy today, but I'm freakin restless and frustrated and confused and I'd like to ask you boys out there why you're doing this stuff to us girls. Big surprise (not) but I'm getting that feeling that maybe I should swear off men and dedicate my life to poetry and the beauty of Woman. (And to that guy reading my posts, no this does not have to do with you.)

Here. You know when you feel like your chest is a glass window and someone threw a baseball clean through and broke everything so now there's just this big dent on your heart and it's super sore because PEOPLE KEEP THROWING EFFING BASEBALLS AT YOU. Yeah, so I feel a little like that.

So let's do something, yeah? Three parts. That's right, fellas. I've added an extra part. You'll like it, promise. Special moment here. Now, first, stop your preemptive grumbling and suffer through the first part for me because your girl really needs you to cut her some slack.

Part 1: Here are 4 poems. Not long. Pick one. Pick more than one. Idc. Read it/them. Tell me your favorite line from one of them. (If you want to make me really happy, tell me why you like it.) If I'm going to dedicate my life to poetry, you guys gotta help me out let me start spreading the good word.

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42520/what-do-women-want

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/51987/the-first-line-is-the-deepest

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/browse?volume=174&issue=6&page=38

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/41855/eating-together

Part 2: give me your best sabotage song. I want loud, chaotic, feminist, angry, kick-a$$, etc. If I like it, it's going on my playlist and you receive one of those Oscar statue awards but in this one the gold guy actually has a....well, yeah. It's a good award. (No screamer music. Stick with the playlist themes below.)

Current Sabotage Playlist (help me add to it!!):
Sabotage by JAWNY
f**ck it, I'm the man by SEB
Misery by Michigander
PINCH ME by young friend
Spilt Salt by My Kid Brother
Letter in a Suitcase by Anarbor
Guillotine by Mansionair, NoMBe
Deli Platter by JAWNY
Mean A$$ Drunk by Watsky
Riot by Daisy Grenade

Part 3: *drum roll* You must.....do whatever you want. Minus appendage pics/nudes, just tell me something, trade selfies, or whatever you want. Surprise me. But you gotta do the other two steps first. That's the contingency.

Good luck to the patient ones who care about the girl with pink hair who looks and feels really tired but is determined stay standing.

Love you, boys.

-K, partially pink-haired girl